Capello quits England shock! Nolan considering the role!

BREAKING NEWS!!!

Fabio Capello has quit his post as manager of the England national football team. This revelation comes after he publicly criticised the FA over their stance regarding John Terry being stripped of the England captaincy. Fabio is not the first Italian in recent times to abandon a sinking ship, as highlighted in the image below:

Caio Fabio!

In a shocking development we understand that after 9 successive wins, Ventura FC manager Carl Nolan has not ruled out the possibility of applying for the vacant England manager's job. In a statement he said, "Yeah why not. I won the World Cup with them on PES 2012 so I don't see why I couldn't do it at the Euros."
Ventura striker Damien-Mark Miller also expressed an interest in the post but has yet to pay his subs, which essentially rules him out of the running.